To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door – nose height.

Dear Cats,

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food or dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway is not a racetrack, designed by NASCAR. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help either because I can fall faster than you can run. Read the rest of this entry »